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By Joel Stegner
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May is the month we celebrate all mothers, including our own, on Mother’s Day. I had an almost endless list of potential jokes, but this one was the most light hearted and really range true. Our mothers prepared us for an exciting future and here we are today!

WHAT I OWE MY MOTHER
(Momisms)
Author unknown

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
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